Red Panda :)
Submitted by nessastooshort
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
![thedailywhat:
Crazyass Cat Owner of the Day: When Dutch artist Bart Jansen’s beloved cat was killed by a car, he did what any mourning owner of a cat named Orville would do: He had his pet taxidermied and attached it to propellers.
Now Orville — oops, Orvillecopter — is “flying with the birds… Oh how he loved birds. He will receive more powerful engines and larger props for his birthday. So this hopping will soon change into steady flight.”
Don’t miss the video.
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Crazyass Cat Owner of the Day: When Dutch artist Bart Jansen’s beloved cat was killed by a car, he did what any mourning owner of a cat named Orville would do: He had his pet taxidermied and attached it to propellers.
Now Orville — oops, Orvillecopter — is “flying with the birds… Oh how he loved birds. He will receive more powerful engines and larger props for his birthday. So this hopping will soon change into steady flight.”
Don’t miss the video.
